Hi I'm Emily.
I've got a crude sense of humor and a deep obsession for cats, Supernatural and Orange Is The New Black.
i'm an intelligent sensitive loving human being. Do me a favor, go crazy. see what happens. Don't ask how i'm doing or what i do in life. Fuck off. You'll find me in a forest searching for Mordor fighting orcs and dating wizards. so the tale is we live once. Break the rules kindly.

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

I want one!

(Source: cute-decoration, via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

(via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

allfictionkumagawa:

Literaly me after every message to me. 

(Source: tepenetroennochebuena, via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

(Source: soija, via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

awwww-cute:

Kitty tries to scare the ocean

(via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

meum-malum:

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

wow

(Source: sizvideos, via x-harvester-of-sorrow-x)

#TeamJackOffUntilYouPassOut2k14

(Source: tnogue, via artificialhusband)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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(via fenellarobertson)

tsuki-nekota:

Just a thing based in this little poem by supernaturallyartistic

I thought Sam saying this would be funny 

(via highfunctioningmadmanwithabox)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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