fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut