Hi I'm Emily.
I've got a crude sense of humor and a deep obsession for cats, Supernatural and Orange Is The New Black.
i'm an intelligent sensitive loving human being. Do me a favor, go crazy. see what happens. Don't ask how i'm doing or what i do in life. Fuck off. You'll find me in a forest searching for Mordor fighting orcs and dating wizards. so the tale is we live once. Break the rules kindly.

Sam + bad luck

↳ requested by sunshineboysam

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dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

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consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

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imsirius:

x

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shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

winchester-official:

somethingfangirly:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

I swear like half of those reblogs is me

…………………..it’s still not fucking broken 

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