Hi I'm Emily.
I've got a crude sense of humor and a deep obsession for cats, Supernatural and Orange Is The New Black.
i'm an intelligent sensitive loving human being. Do me a favor, go crazy. see what happens. Don't ask how i'm doing or what i do in life. Fuck off. You'll find me in a forest searching for Mordor fighting orcs and dating wizards. so the tale is we live once. Break the rules kindly.


(Source: ilanaglzer, via ughticmonkeys)


fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…

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anyway howd he get in there

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*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: cierin, via meatbicyclevevo)


This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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ok yes I see what you’re doing but why

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Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

(Source: p-eterquill, via weirdo-of-theweek)




the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both

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i keep going back to look at this

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